Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Dumb Blonde Jokes





Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?

A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.


Q. What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?

A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.


Q. What do you call a blond with a brain?

A. A golden retriever.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Weird Facts




During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants!

Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they cant find any food!

Dolphins sleep with one eye open!

The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is over 9000 years old!

In space, astronauts cannot cry properly, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow down their faces!

There are more plastic flamingos in the U.S, than real ones!

About 3000 years ago, most Egyptians died by the time they were 30!

More people use blue toothbrushes, than red ones!

A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.!

Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, every time you breathe!

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Red, White and Blue Women











The reported percent of women who wash their hands after leaving a restroom is 80%.

Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Funny Animal Pics






These are some cute!

Ugly People Pics

These are some freaky ugly people!





These are great pics for myspace, facebook or just to share with your friends!

Monday, June 8, 2009

Funny Drunk People Pics






These are some funny drunk pics for myspace, facebook or just to share with your friends!