Monday, December 1, 2008

David Letterman-Top Ten Watching A Bad Thanksgiving Day Parade





Top Ten Signs You're Watching A Bad Thanksgiving Day Parade
Top Ten
10 The Garfield balloon is anatomically correct

9 It was double booked with the Gay Pride Parade

8 On every float -- a sneezin' monkey

7 City forgot to stop traffic on parade route

6 Hillary Clinton still hasn't decided whether she'll be the grand marshall

5 Parade comes to an abrupt halt when tuba player inhales a pigeon

4 Even Dora the Explorer couldn't find a parking space. Hey, you gotta laugh or you'll go crazy, right New Yorkers?

3 Instead of shouting, "Ho Ho Ho!" Santa has long, violent coughing fits caused by years of smoking

2 It takes place on June 14th

1 There's a creepy guy who keeps asking you to inflate him

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