Fun Pics Free: June 2009

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Funny Political Jokes About South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford

"At a press conference yesterday, in case you don't know, South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford admitted to having a mistress from Argentina. That's right. Yeah, then there was an awkward moment as he waited for someone to give him a high five." --Conan O'Brien

"Governor Sanford may have broken the law, that's the latest. Yeah, they say he may have broken the law because he left the country without transferring power to his lieutenant governor. Yeah, he didn't transfer power. Yeah, apparently Sanford violated South Carolina's sacred bros before hoes law." --Conan O'Brien

"A British furniture company was caught trying to slip advertisements into Twitter by linking them to the Iranian election crisis. Isn't that the lowest? Yeah, probably the most shameless had to be, 'Tired of all the unrest? Try our Serta Perfect Sleeper.'" --Conan O'Brien

"There's another new development in the Mark Sanford story. His wife, Jenny, kicked him out of their home when she heard about the affair. In response, Hillary Clinton said, 'Wait. You can do that? No one told me that.'" --Jimmy Kimmel

"The governor of South Carolina, yesterday, his name is Mark Sanford, he had been missing for four days. He admitted he was visiting his mistress in Argentina, which I think is outrageous. How dare this man, a married man, in this economy, outsource to a foreign country when there are plenty of slutty women living right here in the United States. Am I right, fellow Americans?" --Jimmy Kimmel

"People are calling him a hypocrite, because he's another family values politician having an affair, but I don't see it in political terms. I'm just embarrassed for my gender. Ladies, if you want to know what it's like being a guy, think about the fact that there's a man, the governor of a good-sized state, who asked himself, 'Hmm, can I sneak off to Argentina for a week with my lover without anybody finding out?' And somehow came up with the answer 'yes.' I hope that gives you a sense of what we're up against." --Jimmy Kimmel

Crazy Michael Jackson Pics

These are great pics for myspace, facebook or just to share with your friends! Crazy Michael Jackson Pics, it is sad to see him go from an Icon to an internet joke.

Crazy Michael Jackson Pics

It is sad to see a famous child star and Pop Icon Mega Star turn into such a strange man.Here are some internet pics....RIP

Friday, June 26, 2009

Funny Political Cartoons about Gov. Mark Sanford

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Funny Animal Pics

Some funny animal pics!

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Dumb Blonde Jokes

Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?

A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.

Q. What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?

A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

Q. What do you call a blond with a brain?

A. A golden retriever.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Weird Facts

During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants!

Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they cant find any food!

Dolphins sleep with one eye open!

The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is over 9000 years old!

In space, astronauts cannot cry properly, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow down their faces!

There are more plastic flamingos in the U.S, than real ones!

About 3000 years ago, most Egyptians died by the time they were 30!

More people use blue toothbrushes, than red ones!

A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.!

Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, every time you breathe!

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Red, White and Blue Women

The reported percent of women who wash their hands after leaving a restroom is 80%.

Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.