If The United States Farts, Does Anyone Hear it? A New World Oder!

Yes and no! They don't hear it because they are to busy in bed with our leaders and big businessmen, But thankfully the United States has been of a rich diet of lower and middle class jobs and it is smelly!

The 700 Billion Dollar "Bailout" Shakes the World Market!

The entire world loves to beat up America, protest our leaders (George Bush) and bash Western culture. Well when Wall Street tumbles, the entire globe shakes! This 700 billion dollar bailout plan is going to effect the world economy. Mainly because it will be funded by foreign investors, A la China and Arab Oil rich Nations!

This is what big American business wanted, this is what Republicans wanted, Globalization! Well guess what, if there are no jobs in the USA, or just low paying jobs for the majority, this is what you will get.

No jobs=No Goods=No Business=No Money for anyone. This new America has been in the works since the Bush Senior was in office.
This is a massive shift in power right before your eyes!


The New World Order or should it be called the New World Oder!----Political Roast

What Could 700 Billion Dollars Buy?

Well, well, well, the giant "capitalist" companies need a bailout! Well wait a minute, i thought the Republicans didn't believe in socialism! They want to use the tax payers money to bailout a few companies!Is this act defined as socialism?
Well the Republicans do not want a social heath care plan nor would they help U.S. citizens that have made poor business decisions!

There should be alot of questions about this one!

Well what could $700Billion ($700,000,000,000)Buy?

You could give each U.S. household $7,000

You could have 6 more years of war in the Middle East

You Could buy 1,400,000 Cadillacs

You could buy 21 new Marlins Stadiums for EACH COUNTY in the state of Florida

You could buy braces for everyone in Great Britain.....and France!

You could buy all 32 NFL teams - 27 times.

Gasoline for a year for every adult in America. (175 billion gallons of gas)

You could literally buy the world a Coke. One 2-liter bottle per week for a year.

You could buy a 60-inch HDTV for every man, woman and child in the U.S.

You could buy 7 Mac laptops for every school-age child in U.S.

you could buy 1 Rolex watch or every woman in the U.S.

You could buy everyone in America 2200 McDonalds apple pies.